The economy is so bad that...
The Mafia laid off three judges in New Jersey.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
PETA now sells chicken wings at their meetings.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4-ouncer.
People in Hollywood fired their nannies and then had to learn their own children's names.
A truck full of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
LA's most highly paid job is now jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on for ya!
Congress is still investigating Bernie Madoff's scam. So... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the guys who made $750 billion disappear?
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